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Wednesday, August 27, 2003

pool night events

there were two spectacular events tonight, which i will recount here.

1. bryan picked me and nick jesenof up and we were driving down riverside. the car behind us honked and we realize its andrew and tim, so we wave out the window. the car in front of us seemed pretty cool too, it was a ford pick up truck, but the guy scratched into the ford "sorry its FlOoReD" which we all thought was very creative. but so the guy in the truck stops on the riverside bridge which has construction and is really small as is and gets out. he is a big guy, pretty burly, and kinda scary lookin. he heads over to bryans car and screamed "what!" with his hands in the air. we were scared that we were gonna get shot or anything, but he had no place to put the gun, being that he was shirtless and in very tiny shorts. however, he did have an abundance of hair. but then bryan tried to expain while sounding as un-wimpy as possibly that the car behind us honked because they were our friends. then the guy in the ford mumbles something about wondering if there was something dragging from his car, and drives away. it was so weird, scary, and stupid of him to stop on a bridge to begin with.

2. it was nicks turn to shoot and he goes to hit the cue ball, but backs up into one of those little tables that are scattered around and knocks off 2 cans of soda onto the carpet. he looks at them a second, laughing at his stupidity, and then picks them up and i go to get napkins. i pick up the whole container because he spilled a lot. he tries to clean it up, but by then it has all soaked in. he goes to hit the shot again, and this time knocks the napkin container off the bench and it falls with a loud crash. we all laugh at him some more and he comments that the shot better go in for all the trouble that hes gone through. he lines up the shot, hits it, the cue ball bounces back and forth for a minute before scratching without even touching the ball it was supposed to hit in. it was hilarious.

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