What I Got Paid To Do Today

8:00 - Arrive at work, put lunch away, get name tag, sit down table, listen to other people talking about their night.
8:45 - Get on the computer to see if I can find my coworkers's houses on Google Maps.
8:50 - Say hello to people coming in, remind them to sign the paper in front of me.
9:10 - Watch Harry Potter 3 with the kids.
10:15 - Get on bus.
10:35 - Unload bus.
10:45 - Play in the stream with the kids, catch a few crawfish and minnows.
11:45 - Eat lunch.
12:10 - Play blob-tag.
12:15 - Sit in the grass.
12:45 - Fall asleep in the grass.
1:50 - Get on bus.
2:10 - Unload bus.
2:15 - Play The Hat Game with kids.
3:00 - Do some actual work: scrub 3 chairs, taking lots of time as to not work too quickly.
3:20 - Go home.

... I rock.