Im a quote fiend

Ive decided to retire the phrase at the top of the blog: Your best friend is not the one bailing you out of jail, she is the one sitting next to you in the cell saying "man....that shit was fuckin awesome!".

Ive found some new interesting quotes to fill the space, because I love quotes to no end. Here are a few:
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be." - George Carlin
"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss." - Lazarus Long
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young." -Henry Ford
"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy
"Well begun is half done." - Aristotle
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." - Confucius
"Love your neighbor - but don't pull down your hedge." -Benjamin Franklin
"The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do." - Thomas Jefferson
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up." - Vince Lombardi
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." - Winston Churchill
"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes." -Winston Churchill
"The graveyards are full of indispensable men." - Charles De Gaulle